rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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telapathetic:

sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

Honestly, do what you want. If you want to kiss your crush do it, if you want to get drunk with your friends do it, if you want to have sex do it, if you want to smoke marijuana do it, if you want to do well in school do it. If you don’t want to do these things, don’t do it. It’s okay to do these things but its also just as fine not to. Do whatever you want to make you happy. It’s your life, not anyone else’s.
― Me (via frowlic)

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic.
14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between (via varjaks)